Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”
Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!
U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this
Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.
God bless this post pls share it far & wide
Wow didn’t know any of th that
it’s not only america, you guys are complaining you had a shitty sex ed? well I had none, not even half a lesson on this shit so yeah
#sex ed is important you guys are just idiots for not teaching us
I’ve been asked many times what someone should look for when trying to find a good artist. The best way you can do this is to look at their portfolio, whether it’s in a book at their shop or online. If they don’t have good work in their portfolio, they’re probably not good artists.
The shop may be clean, the people there might be nice, and the design they draw up for you might be exactly what you want, but if your artist doesn’t stand up to the points listed above, then you’re going to get a bad tattoo.
It’s okay to walk into a shop, talk with an artist for a while, and decide you don’t want a tattoo from them. Even if the artist has a bad attitude about it or tries to convince you to just let them do it, remember this is going to be on your body for the rest of your life.
This is fucking fantastic thank you!!
So important. I had an apprentice tattoo me once without any supervision - wound up with a blurry tattoo, and a messed up tendon for a while after >:(
Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with
update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.
LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!
okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard
Update: tonight there were 3 lemons
Update: 4 lemons
Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night
update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife
hey guys guess what it’s been 2 years since the pumpkins and
we’re still each other’s biggest fans
Omg this is the cutest story 😍
THE TAG ON THE FIRST POST SAID HER ROOMMATE HAD A HUGE thing for him what HAPPENED!!!!
my roommate the time had a serious boyfriend of a few years and tried to tell me i couldn’t date howard. turns out she wasn’t the greatest friend and i didn’t need that kind of negativity in my life. so i got a new roommate. Howard.
To receive compensation, I must attend CRUCIAL medicolegal assessments.
LESS THAN 1 HOUR LEFT to raise $1250 for paramedic transport to the assessments. Otherwise, I could suffer LIFE-THREATENING NEGLECT throughout my ENTIRE LIFE.
$50 received so far, $1200 to be raised within LESS THAN 1 HOUR. PLEASE HELP ME.
I’m suing for compensation for an accident that left me PERMANENTLY BEDBOUND for life. [Medical reports]
My health relies on 24 hour care that the government has steadfastly refused to fund.
I also have NO FAMILY SUPPORT due to my father’s domestic violence.
I could suffer severe dehydration if carers aren’t paid to provide food/water to my bed;
Without paid cleaning, I would lose my tenancy. Homelessness could kill me
Compensation is now my ONLY chance to live with dignity.
But unless I pay for paramedic transport to medicolegal assessments, I could lose my case.
1 local trip could cost ~$1452. A trip across the city would cost $4000+.
These fees must be raised through strict daily goals.
Delays could: lose my compensation case, and require me to pay $20,000+ in Defendant’s legal fees. It would also RUIN THE REST OF MY LIFE.
***PLEASE DONATE HERE*** Automatic counter must reach: at least $50,191 AUD To exclude previous donations that have been spent.
Funds raised are managed on behalf of the recipient by The Developing Foundation (ABN 58903560400)
I am ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of losing this compensation case. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life relying on donations. I NEVER AGAIN want to live in fear of DYING from dehydration or HOMELESSNESS. Losing this court case would UTTERLY DESTROY THE REST OF MY LIFE.
if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself
Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long
